"Bandit" (2bandit)
07/24/2014 at 17:47 • Filed to: None
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"Bandit" (2bandit)
07/24/2014 at 17:47 • Filed to: None | 6
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Father says "Drive your uncle to dinner in your Trans Am." I really didn't want to, but he said I had to. I'm too poor to afford the gas for pointless trips! Does he not understand that?! Come on!
For Sweden
> Bandit
07/24/2014 at 17:49 |
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Tell him your Uncle touched you once; problem solved.
$kaycog
> For Sweden
07/24/2014 at 17:51 |
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You're bad.
#ButILaughed
Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
> Bandit
07/24/2014 at 17:56 |
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Like you need an excuse to drive your car. I mean, unless he's one of those touchy uncles, hoon that mother and give him a ride to remember.
The Compromiser
> Bandit
07/24/2014 at 18:09 |
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"gib son clay for to drive to dinner reichtangle!"
ttyymmnn
> Bandit
07/24/2014 at 18:17 |
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It's called "paying your dues", I'm afraid. Unless your uncle is named Ernie and you like to play pinball. In that case, you should respectfully decline.
XJDano
> Bandit
07/24/2014 at 18:34 |
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Uncle Steve,
Its 15 miles round trip to Olive Garden. Dad is making me drive you. My TA is getting an average of 11mpg for the last couple tanks.
Gas is $3.56/ gal. This trip will cost: $4.85. So when we get back you'll owe me $2.43, unless you can get someone else to come along, then it'll be $1.62 for both of you.
qbeezy
> Bandit
07/24/2014 at 18:35 |
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I have a solution, show your dad your bank statement. I did that once and never again. I remember exactly what he said, "Damn son, you ain't even got enough for the dollar menu".
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> Bandit
07/24/2014 at 19:24 |
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Explain to him that you need to save your gas money for bringing girls places.